Twitter Me Impressed

If I would have to pinpoint one thing about the media that bugs me, it’s their rush to jump onto anything that’s considered hip. Well, hip is probably not the correct word to use, as there is nothing hip about the Shamwow, American Idol, “cougars”, Sex and the City, Myspace, or any of the other “flavors of the month” .
The media’s current obsession is Twitter. There’s hardly a news, entertainment, or televised sporting event that doesn’t feature some sort of mention or use of the site. Stupid KSFY spends more time writing inane twitter updates these days than they do covering news. Obviously, I could care less what Britney, Ashton, or Demi (or their people) are hyping. Even NBA games on ESPN feature analyst’s twitters during the game. Hey, the reporters are at the game. If they have something worth hearing, why not have them say it on mic?
I must be fair, though. I’d be a complete hypocrite if I said that twitter isn’t worth having, as I have a twitter account. I signed up for it a few months ago, and planned to use it as an add-on to this site. Instead of writing the usual long-winded blog post, I utilized it as a “quick update” - primarily short reviews of new music, movies, videos, etc. I acquired a handful of followers, but I rarely posted more than a couple of items per day.
This all changed just a few months ago, when it hit the masses. Suddenly, instead of a handful of friends request per month, I had a dozen (or more) per day. It really exploded when one of my favorite radio hosts, Greg “Opie” Hughes, signed up and began posting pics from his daily show. As with everything else associated with the show, seemingly all of the O&A “pests” immediately logged on.
This is the moment that twitter became annoying. So many of these fans signed up just to attempt to receive notice from their heroes, and the star worship from some of these people is just pathetic. One person in particular who I need to delete very soon has never posted anything that’s not some sort of show reference.
But even the locals can be just as annoying. There’s nothing wrong with people that have their pet projects, and use twitter to point out articles or pics that they want their “friends” to see. (No, Jenimc, I don’t mean you.) But I don’t see the point of repeating the same spam-ish posts over and over. A perfect example is a former bar owner who used to fill my myspace account with bulletin after bulletin of the same events. Now she feels she needs to constantly remind us of her current profession. Others think of their twitter friends as nothing more than potential sales clients. Yes, I know you sell cars, and if/when I’m ready to buy a new one I’ll consider coming to you. I’ll do that only if you begin posting material other than where you work.
For the most part, though, I still enjoy using twitter. While I still use it as an on-the-fly addition to this site, it’s also a quick way to communicate with close friends. For example, if I want to remind the Goddess that she’s a beautiful woman, I can do so not only from my computer but my iPod and phone. Inevitably, a few minutes later I’ll receive not only a blushing reply but a handful of posts asking who I’m calling a goddess.
Yet one of the best uses of twitter occurred a couple of weeks ago. Missing an important plot point on a popular network series, I remembered that one of my twitter friends was a big fan of the show. I sent her a direct twitter post, and in just a minute or so she replied with my needed answer.
So let’s dispense with the over-hype of twitter. It has its uses, but unchecked hype could lead it to an early demise. Friendster thankfully disappeared years ago, Myspace has also died, and Facebook is already on its way to ruin as it attempts to emulate Twitter. Can anything be our cool little secret anymore?


Wait! this implies I am NOT the Goddess!! I'm crushed!

But I am glad you follow my daily twitspam.

I try to reveal, relate, regurgitate with the right blend of emulate.

And I figure if anyone doesn't like it, they don't have to read it. It is a narcissists DREAM platform!

You sir, are one whose tweets have made me look for stuff. I've checked out music I never would have before, looked deeper at some politics in a light new to me. You absolutely bring something to the table at which I sit.

Thanks for sharing your thoughts on the Soo Foo twitterverse! For those now looking into it, feel free to follow me @jenimc I promise food, fun, and reviews of as many public restrooms as I can visit.

Anonymous said…
I think you were a bit hasty to include cougars on your list. It would stand to reason that smok'in hot cougars are, in fact, one mass media story rightfully getting coverage. And for those of us that still have hormones, we salute the media for covering cougar interest stories in the future. Please feel free to include any pics of topless cougars in future essays.

The Goddess said…
Twitter me a replacements lyric. The goddess only uses twitter to get her most favorite updates...she enjoys blushing. Twitter is only annoying if you let it be. It's totally up to you who you follow, and the goddess is only interested in getting notified of ONE particular person's comments. So, in many ways, it really is still our secret little thing, allowing for secret smiles. The larger issue here is why oh why oh WHY did facebook try to become more twitter-esque.
Anonymous said…
And even more important: TVland now has a new show about hot Cougars dating younger men - that I'm all a twitter about in anticipation for the premier. And you thought I had a lost sense of priorities in my life.

Anonymous said…
Now for a serious issue. What do you think about the new Hanah Montana movie? I smell Oscar.

Anonymous said…
update your blog before you get booted out of town yourself !!!!

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