Iowa's Biggest Loser

Repulsive "Wifely Expectations" pact emerges in Iowa kidnap case

Meet Travis Frey. He's 33, he lives in Iowa, and is currently facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife. Oh yeah, and he also faces a separate child porn rap.

He's not your typical Iowegian...or is he? This fool wrote up a bizarre four-page marriage document that established guidelines on clothing, pubic hair (landing strip only), and sexual activity. For example, she could only wear thigh-highs and thongs...except during her menstrual cycle. She also was required to be "naked within 20 minutes of the kids being in bed", and must sleep in the nude. She was also forbidden to whine, whimper, argue, complain, raise her voice, or even "ask for anything from me or for me".

Yet Travis had some empathy. His wife could earn "Good Behavior Days" by being extra-special" - complete compliance with extreme enthusiasm. The GBD's could be used for a variety of things, such as wearing sleepwear. These GBD's "can be redeemed anytime after you receive them to the end of the next quarter." A noon notice was also required.

On bad days, Travis' contract called for him to take back GBD's. If there were no GBD's to void, then Mr. Genius' penalty called for her to be tied to the bed.

That's only the tip of the iceburg, as the contract goes on to describe what is expected sexually by the beautiful bride, including a wonderful yearly birthday present of a new sex toy that she must by for herself.

Travis' obviously never signed the contract, but now that it's in the hands of the cops you can read them here.